This weekend, I kept getting owned by kids. The first time was when I was playing dota. I think they were all secondary school boys. The second time was last night, when I kept losing to Detty in Winning Eleven. Yeah, he’s not a kid, but I kept getting owned nonetheless. The third time was today, when I kept getting owned by Detty’s cousin Melvin in Winning Eleven. I mean, he’s maybe ELEVEN YEARS OLD.

Oh my god. It’s the end. Mike the Gamer is dead.